Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Why do Americans and foreigners alike describe the USA as prudish? Why do I see nothing prudish about the USA society? USA feels like one of the loosest countries although Americans claim to be very reserved.

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senate

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

than the blue routes.

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

They are listed above.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

House members

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative John Rose of Tennessee